If the calls aren't entertaining enough . . . there is always a dispatcher that gets in a hurry and has a funny typo -- multiple descriptions of 19 year old, white male, 5'10, medium build, shaved head, wearing a baggy shit, and jeans ....
But my favorite last night was a call that said a neighbor was complaining about some skanks in the neighborhood and advised to contact animal care and control.
A co-worker commented that vice-crimes handles skanks, not animal control . . . the lady who took the call then corrected the typo . . . there were some SKUNKS hanging around . . .